ground weasle

A person who always weasles their out of coming up top to the work front to be "ground guy" Got into the trade through nepotism and has zero skill. Unapologetically shitty at their job and makes you think " how the fuck are they still employed".

Hey Ground Weasle! Got a copy!

Yeah its totally fucked... looks like the gound weasle was here.

by Andy Snifterbum October 5, 2023

Groundhogging it

When you have to shit so bad, the shit keeps poking at ur hole, peeking in and out.

Dude, I hope we make a pitstop quick, I'm over here groundhogging it!

by Buddy Bestie January 1, 2024

Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.

"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."

by palabraplug November 12, 2023

Groundhog

Referring to a fat chubby person who sits around all day and eats everything.

Your a big old groundhog.

by Sxtx2357 February 26, 2024

Ground Loot

Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.

“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

Ground Loot

Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people

“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

Grounsell

An action taken by someone that is or could be viewed as narcissistic behavior. This action could also have to do with managing money poorly, or mismanaging a budget. They do not know how to manage money, more specifically, mismanagement of a budget. It can also mean to spy on someone.

Man, I just got Grounselled by Mark. He legit used me and isn’t a real friend.

by Ryse Girl March 20, 2024