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Goon Mafia

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Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022
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Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning
by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025
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Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.
I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.
by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021
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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.
I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.
by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025
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Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
by Remathen July 28, 2021
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Ultrakill goon

It is when you kill yo penis
by ANTMAN122333 August 8, 2025
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