Goon

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

by HydrationHayden January 22, 2025

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 04, 2025

Goon

An rather silly individual

Patrice was a total Goon!

by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022

Goon

Goon means Ezra Feilbogen

Damm you be gooning with the boys

by Ball1234 October 01, 2020

goon

carry on; proceed; go along; continue; move on; advance

Time to goon for me, boy!

by Ivan Kalita January 27, 2018

Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.

Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!

by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019

Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night

Pass the goon mate

by Doctor-Who September 01, 2015