Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 12, 2018

Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018

Gobby Hobby

A name given to a girl that will give any guy a gobbie because she likes the attention.

Dude i wouldnt be suprised if that bitch has given a gobby to all the guys in that club...
Its like her daily gobby hobby.

by Not.Guilty August 6, 2018

Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....

"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."

by Spitonitpaw September 5, 2018

Goob

The god and creator of all goobers. Usually worshipped and praised by goobers, leader of the religion “Goobism”, all goobers and the Goob live in “weeb land”

“The Goob is so amazing isn’t he/she”
“All hail the Goob”

by The Goob himself September 30, 2018