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Ghost tail

When you leave a room to fart but you return to soon so the fart comes back with you.
Damn, you came back with a serious ghost tail man.
by Curatorium September 29, 2019
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Ghosted and haunted

When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.
That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.
by reluctant liar May 23, 2016
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Ghost Eagle

Ghost Eagle was a large supernatural entity that haunted cabins in the West Coast of the US in the 80s and 90s. The most popular ghost eagle sightings had the spirit protecting hallways and refrigerators at night time.

Named because it took the form of a bald eagle, it stood as high as a grown man and was very imposing. Legend has it, it was summoned by the Dudley family to keep their kids in bed at night, and prevent them from midnight snacking, when they vacationed.

Although never confirmed, rumors were he disliked Asians and that coming in contact with ghost eagle caused polio.
I’m scared of ghost eagle, Miss Dudley. I’m scared of ghost eagle please stop scaring Japanese.
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2017
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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ghost friend

a ghost friend is an acquaintance that act like friends with, but they don't state that they're your friend out loud. maybe someone you know is nice to you and always greets you (maybe they're just friendly/nice, but you can still consider them as a ghost friend)

although others may think you have a literal friend that's a ghost, you can explain the other definition for it.
i bumped into my ghost friend today, it was so funny yet embarrassing, lol

in math, my ghost friend and i laughed so hard, i love them
by kokopurin88 February 10, 2022
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Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole
Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts
by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009
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Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...
I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!
by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019
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