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Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
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Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.
I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.
by pechman April 4, 2021
mugGet the Gamer Cocainemug.

Monster Gamer

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD
by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021
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crazy gamer

An person who is bad at fortnite but thinks he’s good and changes his username to TTV_Eggrollmaker also he is Asian
by Fattymcfatter June 27, 2019
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Dirty Gamer

1) When you've been sat in the same spot, playing the same game, wearing the same clothes for longer than a week and are beginning to gain a hefty collection of Mountain Dew bottles filled with your own stale pee.

2) When you can expertly switch from VR to Vporn while still gaining XP.

3) When you play them ugly ass online flash games.

4) When you sell your own pee, bath water and chewed gum online.
"Have you seen Phill?"
"No, not seen him in days... Dirty gamer"
by JellybeansPlease April 21, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Gamermug.

Valorant Gamer

Someone who needs to touch grass again, these people have never left their room and never will.
by AceBaze April 6, 2022
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Gamer Hunter

A man (typically with the name Hunter) who likes to say in a girly voice “Oh Wow!” Hunter also likes to play games and watch ghost videos.
Gamer Hunter is getting on my nerves. Gaming Hunter sounds a little gay.
by Exposing peeps April 15, 2022
mugGet the Gamer Huntermug.

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