by aetherhater December 5, 2020
Get the Satanic death ritualmug. The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.
Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan deserves nothing.
by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024
Get the Satanmug. 
Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit
James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024
Get the Satan's foot shavingsmug. by That kid who submitted this February 6, 2018
Get the satanic lewismug. A humorous misspelling of "Santa," often leading to funny misunderstandings. This mix-up can result in unexpected or ironic situations, especially when writing letters during the holiday season.
I accidentally wrote "Dear Satan" instead of "Dear Santa" in my childhood Christmas letter, asking for a better life. Hence, now I’m googling for images of women's panties because of it!
by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025
Get the Satanmug.