Deja Flu

when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering

I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

deja-flu

When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).

"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"

by Diogenetics January 1, 2022

New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu…

by Buteo Pollo January 11, 2022

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.

Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!

by palmerj December 29, 2021

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022