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Number Five

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.
"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"
by ww15 April 1, 2019
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Five for

In cricket where a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. He is described as taking five (wickets) for (the number of runs he concedes)
Player: I took a five for this weekend
by umpirestrikesback April 16, 2005
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fivenines

five nines, as in 99.999%, something that is the absolute best in category. better than anything else out there.

For a geek, "five nines" means 99.999% uptime for your server, less than five minutes per year. For humans, it's something that's just over the top good all the way around with a big exclamation after it.
Your new girlfriend is fivenines. Nice one.

Did you see that movie with Val Kilmer? It's fivenines.

Your car rocks, it's fivenines.

Urban dictionary? It's fivenines.
by Derek Dakota August 25, 2007
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Five Year Old Pee

When one walks into a public restroom, exclaims "Five Year Old Pee", steps up to the urinal, drops both his trousers and his undergarments, and takes a leek.
Billy yells five year old pee
by Killamonkeeee May 27, 2009
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Five Finger Butt Blast

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.
by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013
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five dolla holla

Is what the discount hookers offered in NYC back in the day!
That ho was a five dolla holla
by thesandb June 28, 2016
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Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.
Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
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