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deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.
Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"
by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019
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The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!
by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019
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Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.
“Yo, I got AirPods
“I’ve got a Rolex”
Looks like we’ve got a double flexative
by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019
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Fico Flexing

The mentioning of your credit score as a means to impress another person.
He's fico flexing on her.
by wsm bdv August 13, 2019
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Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!
by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
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cyber flexer

A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool
"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!"

"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"
by 9ay August 18, 2020
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Kaitlyn Fleming

Kaitlyn fleming is absolutely one of the kindest beings you can meet. Her charisma shines brighter than any star, and her smile is the sweetest thing you could see.

Kaitlyn Fleming's are always the only person to not see how beautiful they are, inside and out.

Shes a selfless human with such a huge heart and would do anything for a friend in a heartbeat:)

She's so independent but also deserves the most love and attention in the world. Whoever dates a Kaitlyn fleming will be so damn lucky.

She can cop any human in her life with just a few jokes and a smile, but don't be deceived by this, she's got huge standards and doesn't fall easily. If Kaitlyn has latched herself onto you and you find her paying lots of attention to you, you better pay attention to her, cause she is amazingly one of a kind to date and absolute wife, lover, and best friend material all in one!

Shes one of the most creative souls you can meet, her art, poems and music are unlike any others, and are super beautiful. Kaitlyn is so talented.

Shes such a bruh and uwu girl at the same time, she'll have you spinning and wanting more!

She descends from monkeys with listening to her favorite album, funnee monkee remix.

It doesn't really matter what you listen to when you're around Kaitlyn fleming, as she lightens and brightens any song playing, and can make a dance for absolutely anything.

She can also tie a knot with her tongue :D

Shes a gem
I love you my twin:)
Dude: "Kaitlyn Fleming is such a strong leader!"

Other Dude: "maaaaaaan yes I agree, shes so beautiful too"

Other Other Dude: "dude omg and her art is so great, did you see her latest painting on @kaitlynsketchbook on instagram??"

Other Other Other Dude: "yeah her arts great but her personality??? MAaaaaaaaaAAAAANNNN ITS AMAZING"

Other Other Other Other Dude: "are we about to... kiss?"

Other Other Other Dude: "I mean, if you say so..." *leans in for kiss*

*end scene*

"Kaitlyn Fleming really is a funky monkey!"
by eggic January 11, 2021
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