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The Flaming Lipton

This procedure is performed by a male and female couple, the only feminine requirement being unusually large labia (or 'Mud Flaps' for a better visual). Prior to engaging in a female-on-top '69', the female sprinkles copious amounts of her favorite habanero sauce on the 'Mud Flaps'. As soon as the Male engages the 'Mud Flaps' with his mouth, she presses into him and locks her knees around him, holding on for dear life.
If the female is feeling paticularly spiteful, she can dust the inside of her sphincter with chili powder and fart or 'tear gassing.'
The unusually large labia requirement is keeping with the spirit of the definition, i.e. 'Lipton' implies teabagging and large labia would be a prerequisite for female teabagging. The requirement is not necessary for performance of this act.
Dude, I had Ex Sex with Steph, and she gave me "The Flaming Lipton" with Tear Gas chaser as payback for the Donkey Punch I gave her right before I broke up!
by The Amazing Randolph June 15, 2009
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The Flaming PELE

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.
PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.
by Tony August 7, 2004
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Ginger flaming roast

when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST
"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"
by gingermaniac May 13, 2010
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crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.
Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.
by crunchylina November 12, 2013
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the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.
Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....
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The Flaming Spire

The act of getting some chopsticks, breaking them in half and shoving them down your dick hole
"Haha did you see Jaidyn did The Flaming Spire the other day?"
by Syllus June 29, 2021
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The flaming worm

When one grabs the top of their worm and proceeds to dip the worm in a series of spices or herbs to create a burning sensation.
Get ready for the flaming worm slag
by DankersFarelski November 22, 2021
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