Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.

Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*

by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010

hang five

the lesser version of hang ten in which a sufer dangles only one foot, of five toes, off the nose of a surfboard

'i can just about hang five'

by surfer-rosa May 23, 2007

The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

High-Five Hijack

One person offers a celebratory high-five to a friend when suddenly a third party jumps in and steals the high-five.

Elise: High-five, Kelley!
Kelley: Yeah!
Soniya:(Steals high-five)
Elise: What was that??
Kelley: A high-five hijacking.

by Ke'Elso December 21, 2008

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004

Forty-Five

A: The the type of firearm which fires a .45 calibur, .45 of an inch wide, bullet. The origonal firearm capable of firing this round, the Colt 1911A1, was designed by the Colt Firearms Company in 1911. Due to the weapon's high-power, which is more powerful than a 9 milimeter round, the .45 calibur bullet is able to stop a potential assailant. Due to this capability, the weapons calibur has become quite popluar with law-enforcment, security, and even Military groups.

A: I pulled out my Forty-Five and popped a cap in that White-Boy.

by Robotsforabe October 28, 2003

five-percenter

the 5% are those with knowledge of self (the unignorant) who try to educate the ignorant 85%
while there is also the 10%, who have some knowledge of self, but use it to exploit the 85%

"yo son, let's go hustle that nigga"
"naw son, i ain't no 10 percenter, lets go educate that nigga"
"aw shit, you ain't nothin but a 5 percenter"

by theillgod April 25, 2005