five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

rollie five

Means roll up a blunt in less than five minutes

Hey marquios are you going to Rollie five

by Jeferson February 5, 2018

Get Five

To achieve the task at hand to ones best ability without hesitation.(CAN BE USED IN ANY POSITIVE CICUMSTANCE.)

1.I got three grams and one blunt rap, gotta get five.
2.Drunk Brandon: make this cup alec
Drunk Alec: ya man, if i make this we win
Drunk Brandon: so Get Five!!!
3.Fucking Get Five

by Branlec February 20, 2008

Five Finger Freddie

aka Fisting. When a guy sticks all his fingers inside a girl's vajay jay.

I totally gave her the "Five Finger Freddie" last night. What a loose whore!

by Shawn Sal January 28, 2010

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

five sisters

the fingers of a hand. used in re masturbation.

Wife to hubby: Honey, why are you so tired tonight. Hubby: Sweetheart, I was withthe five siters this afternoon, at the office men's room.

by Buster Stronghart December 1, 2003

fuzzy five

five, formerly known as Channel 5, is the United Kingdom's fifth terrestrial TV Channel. The British frequency plan only allowed for four channels to be transmitted using analogue terrestrial transmitters, so it was very difficult to allocate frequencies for the new channel before its launch in March of 1997 – UHF channel 37 was allocated in many areas, which meant that large numbers of domestic videorecorders (which output on that channel) had to be retuned at the new company's expense.

Unlike the other four analogue British television channels, the channel cannot be received via analogue terrestrial broadcasts in many areas, notably the south coast of England, where the signal would otherwise interfere with signals from television stations in France. The channel is available on all digital platforms (Sky Television satellite, and Freeview digital terrestrial, and also most cable operators).

This has lead to the channel's nickname "Fuzzy Five" since it is impossible to recieve a good signal.

Guy 1: Hey, Blud...What you watchin' like?
Guy 2: Van Damme is on Fuzzy Five, innit?
Guy 1: Oh, seen
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Guy 1: Got Sky, blud?
Guy 2: No, blud. I ain't rich, like...
Guy 1: Oh, seen
Guy 2: I only got 1, 2, 3, 4 and fuzzy five, innit...
Guy 1: Standard

by Bert Bert September 6, 2005