fece flakes

The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.

Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?

by Stazzi;) January 15, 2018

Feedback

Fecal matter that reappears in the toilet after the first flush.

I had to wait for the toilet to recharge so I could flush down the feedback before anyone else saw it.

by StoneGoHome May 28, 2020

Shit Faced to the world

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

We went to the concert last night and Stan dropped X and drank so much Tequila that he was shit faced to the world.

by SSteve January 1, 2008

christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day

shit im christmas faced hand me another present

by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008

milk-faced

Childish, insolent, whiny like a baby
A very old term, probably from middle ages, or maybe invented at ren fairs.

That milk-faced chit is barely off his mother's apron-strings.

by AprilRyan November 23, 2009

waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Golden Feces Effect

A term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. It is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.

-Bro, why is Jon hitting on Marisa? She's not very hot.

-It's just the Golden Feces Effect. All the other girls in the room are hideous.

by god's chosen one June 13, 2010