Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020

T-Dump

Donald Trump, "T" is for his last name and "Dump" is what he is.

Smart PeopleZ: T-Dump is the worst! Boo T-Dump! He's manipulating people! The election wasn't rigged! Boo!

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 20, 2022

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

Dino Dump

When you take the fattest, rock solid shit, that it opens up your asshole a tiny bit.

Guy 1: I just had the fattest shit ever that my asshole feels numb. It felt like a rock when it came out.
Guy 2: You just had a dino dump.

by TheWrathOfDaddy June 20, 2018

dumping sack

Pouring out all of the cocaine in a bag at once and do it in one sitting.

The key to my heart is dumping sack with the boys.

by JohnsonsBW October 07, 2021

catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements

Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump

by Eldonko December 30, 2011

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010