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Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.
Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !
by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010
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Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.
Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!
by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022
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schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 15, 2024
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Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.
O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.
by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014
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Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.
Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
by Driftshock April 10, 2024
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Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.
Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.
by HourglassMage May 10, 2012
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Default Douchebag

Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.
Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?

Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.
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