dillhole

someone who is totally useless at everything. Essentially the same as a "Bungmunch." Someone totally worthless.

"That guy is the biggest dillhole I've ever known. His mama even thinks he sucks."

by A. Cunning Linguist August 21, 2003

dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.

My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.

by brandon cluff April 20, 2006

Dilldong

A total douchebag. Loves being with his/her mom on any occasion. May excell in school but has no friends. Also may be someone who is horrible in bed. A disgrace to society. If you ever find yourself with this person, you know you are a fag.

"Yo, did you see that dilldong and his mom at the movies?"

by tyedye95 February 24, 2009

dillop

Unit of measure: 1/2 of a dollop.

I always have a dillop of Irish Cream in my coffee in the morning.

by gluefish August 29, 2014

Dillion

A lad that's name was spelt wrong cos his mother was dyslexic. He thinks he has an 8inch dick, but it's acc the size of a tampon. Dillions are stylish, cocky and funny people

Random person: me dick is 2 inches
Friend: ah you got a dillion dick
tampon dick dillion name 2inches

by Fabulous Squirrel February 15, 2018

Double Dilly Pop

A trait common amongst most over weight/fat teenage girls exemplified by a WIDE, flat ass and skinny legs which resemble 2 Dairy Queen dilly bars from behind.

This female figure typically attracts the employed male searching for a sugar momma.

This acurence is augmented by poor hygiene, bitchy demeanor and "unsweet" attitude.

Dude, I don't know what he she in that girl, she a total double dilly pop, just look at that ass!

by SKAR808 October 6, 2009

dillhole

1. a dumbass (see dumbfuck, fuckhead, asswipe) who is constantly bitchy or always late for mundane shit.

2. a hole in a dill (what the fuck is a dill.)

My friend is a fucking dillhole.

by Bud Wise May 19, 2004