dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.

"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"

by Sandy87 May 16, 2005

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

vagina crunch

The act of punching a girl/women in the vagina then yelling vagina crunch loudly

Boy1.VAGINA CRUNCH Girl2.OW my vagina

by stuffyskull October 26, 2011

Crunked

A word complete and utter retards use to describe getting smashed.

Yeah, I was so crunked- Oh wait, here comes the short bus, I got to get on.

by Scondren November 10, 2004

crunked

Slang.
Root words: Crazy and Drunk.
verb - To have fun and get wild, usually in a club or place where there is dancing and alchohol is served.

see also crunk.

verb. Wow did you see that girl on top of the bar shaking her booty? She is so crunked up.

by Jimbo March 4, 2005

pussy crunch

when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having sex that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.

Yeah i fucked my girl friend so hard i gave her a pussy crunch!

by sonree July 5, 2006