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Cole

Cole is man without purpose or meaning. Cole is a guy who, no matter how hard he tries, is cursed with all eternity of emptiness and full of broken hearts. Cole will never be happy, even though he might be charming, charismatic, or even funny. The universe will always find a way to break him down.
Man, that guy over in the corner is such a Cole.
by Corak729 July 22, 2018
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Cole

A cole is a type of person who doesn't come off as a good friend, but is. After a while his true sense of humor, which mainly consists of insult humor and sexual humor comes out. Also a Cole doesn't give a shit about looks, He'll walk in a room with messy hair, and just smells bad in general. Another thing is that Coles are usually fat, like really really fat. Accept this fatness doesn't hinder them from doing much, they are still active and surprisingly good at basketball. One final thing is that most Coles usually have average to above average dick sizes.
"That Cole over there just raided the pantry whike F*cking your girl!"
by SomeFatassNamedCole December 2, 2018
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David Cole

A person that may become a noun, verb, or adjective.
1. noun. Do you like David Cole on your grill?
2. verb. So kassi do you David Cole?
3. adj. How is your David Cole sweater?
by AnonKB August 15, 2011
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J-Cole Debate

When two people are having an argument, and one person’s opinion is wrong due to sheer stupidity, it is up to the correct person to point out that they are now simply in a “J-Cole Debate”*.

*As originated by an argument stating that J-Cole was as successfully relevant as Kendrick Lamar.
Guy 1: Claims the Earth is flat.

Guy 2: Shows and explains to Guy 1 that the earth is round.

Guy 1: Disregards the recently proved correct opinion, and continues to argue his own incorrect point.
Guy 2: “This is pointless, Guy 1. You’ve turned this into a J-Cole Debate.”
by AbhorrentFervor April 29, 2020
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Sliding that Cole Slaw

To forcibly pass a chunky shit, usually in a public restroom. This may follow the consumption of cole slaw, raw corn, beef stew, or an entire head of raw garlic cloves. It is also usually followed by an excess of splashing on contact with the water, and an onslaught of exceedingly unpleasent odor, reminiscent of rancid cole slaw. The phrase itself immediately invokes a general sense of its meaning.
Dude, a big black dude left the Burger King restroom with a huge grin on his face.

Why?

Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.

Thats fucked up dude!
by Prblysolid April 19, 2011
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Cole

That reserve is full of Cole's
by Listerine_cole_chug November 16, 2011
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Cole

a lying cheating scum-bag whore. who cheats on girls with sluts.
Wow, that girl must be pretty desperate, considering she's dating that whore, Cole.
by ThatGirlxx1223 April 11, 2010
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