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Coastal Rangers

Swedish Special Naval Auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off Sweden's coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. Coastal Rangers are similar to the U.S. Navy SEALs and British SNS (Special Naval Service).
Coastal Rangers are very well trained soldiers.
by Loks July 7, 2005
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Constructicon

Transformer from Hasbro's mid-eighties toy line and coresponding television series.
The six members of the constructions are:
Hook, Scrapper, Long Haul, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, and Scavenger.
The constructicons are brilliant architects and can construct physical wonders at exponential speeds. Sadly, they use their talents primarily for evil. When provoked, the Constructicons can merge to form Devastator, the strongest and most dangerous Decepticon of it's time, next to perhaps only Megatron.
by NeroMan June 2, 2003
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constagankage

The act of constantly being ganked in an MMO game by the opposing faction. Often takes place on servers with imbalanced populations.
MMO Nerd 1: Holy balls dude, the horde aer teh gankings me nonstops!1!!
MMO Nerd 2: I know, it's constagankage. Let's quit and play PvE
MMO Nerd 3: Carebears.
by brentdk December 4, 2007
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constriburator

(con-strib'-you-ray'-tor); noun; a person or object used toward a cathartic or resolute end. The missing piece. Anything that, if used correctly, can bring about a desired result.
Y'll check out my presentation? It gunna be my constriburator!
by MasterNate April 21, 2008
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Constipater

- noun

Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"

• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"

Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)

A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.

Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:

1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.

The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
I’m going to be late again because of a damn Constipater! This feels like giving birth to a brick – I need a traffic BM!
by ConcealedID July 7, 2009
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constafuct

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"
Constipation
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by UTN Studio July 10, 2009
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Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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