Concert Dial

When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!

I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".

by Just-in-case November 5, 2011

Conference Ho

A senior member of one's organisation that spends the majority of his/her time attending conferences instead of doing useful work.

"Henley, my good man, pray tell, where is Raphael this fine morning?"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"

by Didia October 6, 2012

Concert Blue Balls

When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.

I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.

by Seabass391 January 2, 2015

Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.

Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.

by yerduae February 1, 2015

Concert Arms

When your arms hurt after a concert due to holding them up for so long.

After seeing Alesana live I got a bad case of concert arms

by -Romeo April 12, 2015

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Conference Hot

When a woman who is usually a 3 is a 9 because she's the only woman at a conference full of dudes and her hotness level is elevated by 5 points because there's no competition.

Oh my gawd, Becky! I was so conference hot until Camilla came in and stole my thunder. I lost like 5 points on the hotness meter.

by JalWilly June 14, 2016