Playground comeback

A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.

Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!

by blerblines March 28, 2015

You come from Bush

Used as a way to tell someone that they are stupid. Can also be said as "Come from Bush."

context: When a reporter asked a resident of a third world country about how it is like to live there, he asked a man how he lost his leg. The man who was missing a leg simply replied: "we don' know who did it but all we know is that they come from bush and go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"

Jake: "So what is it like to live here in Uganda, I see you lost your leg."
abbo: "we don' really know wah happened, all we know is dat they come from Bush and go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"

Teacher: "What is 2+2?"
You: "5"
Teacher: You Come from Bush.

by LT boi May 5, 2018

Dry Come

Dry Come is when you climax and nothing comes out

You have just had sex so you have no men left, so you will only be able to have a Dry Come

by Markim June 5, 2018

kid comedian

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.

You are allowed to punt a kid comedian

by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018

French comeback

when you cum in your significant other's mouth then gives you a French kiss after with the semon still in her mouth

`` I came in her mouth bro, and she hit me with a French comeback``

by _Draco_ July 12, 2018

Madam Comeau

The dumbest teacher to ever live. At the top of the stupid teacher scale. Doesn't know when to get mad at kids, often yelling at the kid beside the one who is doing the trouble. Rarely notices things and just doesn't understand how to teach well.

Madam Comeau is the dumbest teacher I've ever had! Today the girl beside me was laughing at something on her phone and I got in trouble for it! She took my computer from me even though it wasn't me!

by McPoule April 26, 2019

Pure Comedic Genius

Not brendan.

"I am the definition of pure comedic genius" said Brendan, the loser
"hmm no" said Ashleigh, the person who will beat Brendan's ass in a duel

by MA DICK FELL OFF November 4, 2019