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Coinínism

A very sigma form of fascism practiced by Irish Government of Rhodesia also known as Coinín
Hoch Coinín, Long live Coinínism
I <3 Coinínism
by WaterFallMan June 5, 2024
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coinslotting

Coinslotting, or the coinslot method, is when you insert multiple coins into an acquaintances spread anus until you run out of coins. When you are out, you must fumble in your wallet and pockets looking for more coins. If you do not find anymore, you must depressingly poke on their asscheek as they pull the muscles commonly used to excrete shit for ejecting the coins out of their butthole.
I'm thinking about coinslotting with Shelly, I really want to take it to the next level.
by squirtypenith June 12, 2024
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coinus boinus

adj A term to describe something heavily hyped and promoted that ultimately turns out to be a scam, or at least heavily embellished for the sake of convincing people to buy in; similar to "smoke and mirrors" or "snake oil." Popular examples: Theranos, Fyre Festival, NFTs, Elon Musk, MoviePass

noun 1. A bad faith offer of opportunity, especially pertaining to financial gain; specifically the essential quality of lacking a realistic foundation.
2. The intrinsically fictive nature of any societal construct so deeply ingrained in contemporary society that many if not most people don’t realize that it is simply a thing that someone made up and not an immutable law of nature, especially one that exists in service of legitimizing systems of power (eg. money, borders, social hierarchy, etc)
Anyone with any actual technical knowledge knows that Elon's entire reputation is all just coinus boinus.

Walter told everyone that his NFT series of kittens dressed like famous WWII figures would be the next big thing and net them millions, but it soon proved to be a whole bunch of coinus boinus after he ran off with their money.

They hide it well behind a façade of expensive suits and smart-sounding jargon, but doesn’t take much digging to realize that the modern field of economics is really just the study of coinus boinus
by Cletus Meatus December 8, 2024
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coinciflicks

Movies with similar content that are released around the same time.
"Volcano" and "Dante's Peak" are coinciflicks, since they are both volcano movies released within a few months of each other. Same for" Armageddon" and "Deep Impact".
by Spillpickle December 10, 2024
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coinarobics

Coinarobics is an attraction or obsession with money and coins, usually in the context of knee surgery scheduled for the next day.
My Coinarobics are really acting up today, looking forward to when it goes away post-op.
by The blue stretched out grinch? December 26, 2024
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coining (verb)

putting a coin in your penile-hole to enhance your cumflow and get a more immense cumshot. Works like a buttplug in the penile.
slang definition: using a coin like a cork under your foreskin, that builds up pressure in your penile-hole sendingthe coin flying at an enourmous speed
hey dude, did you remember to coin yesterday? i could use a mammoth cumshot.
dear teacher, i cant attend class due to late night coining (verb)
"I can't coin"
by myggenofficial February 7, 2025
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Coinorrhea

When you raw-dog a meme-coin "runner" and get financially fucked. The first crypto STD: Sudden Decay Tokens
"Everyone in that Telegram caught coinorrhea at the same time."
by Shawn Thomas Dumont January 30, 2026
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