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Coffee way 

Coffee Way is a coffee shop in Kingston, Ontario. Often, coffee shops sell donuts as well. Donuts are sweet pastry items that come in a variety of flavours. Coffee Way makes very good donuts popular amongst Kingstonians from scratch in comparison to most other coffee shops that offer an inferior product.
Coffee Way is the premier donut shop in Kingston.
Coffee way by Oilers34 January 29, 2022
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Coffee Black 

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
Coffee Black by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022

Coffee cig 

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.
Coffee cig by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022

Coffee Wanker 

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
Coffee Wanker by keepittea March 13, 2022

Coffee Grinder 

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
Coffee Grinder by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
Coffee Tar Shit by anonymous April 26, 2022

Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.