Clogmoid

A spazmoid who needs a good toepunting to be put in their place.

If you're so ard' then come out the back you clogmoid

by Piffting Troll July 30, 2019

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closes tab

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

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Related Words

clogschnoggler • Clogston • Clogstrophobia • Nog Clogs • Cleaver Clogs • clinky clogs • Cowboy Clogs • dumb clogs • me clogs are going round • wiffle-clogs

Close your toes

Be quiet

Britanny, close your toes!

by bravechicken#1 October 15, 2019

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close af

CLOSE Asf means very close and can’t be used instead of the word “friends without benefits”

Me and Kat are close af

by Bsndj October 20, 2019

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cloghole

Your ear - Northern English

“That woman was so loud!”
“I know, she was shouting right down my cloghole!”

by VitaeEtMortem December 10, 2019

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A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

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