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Oxi-Clean

When you're fucking your girlfriend at the laundromat and your girlfriend starts to pour bleach on your dick while you're still fucking
It's not just clean, it's oxi-clean!
by McGangbang101 February 8, 2017
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hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?
by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020
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Clarissa

A girl who is smart, sensitive, caring, nurturing, loving, adorable, and sweet; but has a sad, lonely, hurt, and dark side as well. A constant contradiction, doesn't like to be the one to make the decisions because she wants everyone to be happy. Always putting others before herself but not always doing it the way they want her to. Basically the best thing since sliced bread.
Boy: "Did you see Clarissa today, she looked amazing."

Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."
by BunnySprout December 9, 2013
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Post Cum Clarity

The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
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climbing hills

To have sex with a fat girl.
I know this guy named Phil who likes climbing hills.
by ryan y May 27, 2006
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Clit

Something that straight males can not find 9/10 times.
Bro he must not be able to find the clit by the way his girlfriend left him.
by juicycoochie101 December 3, 2020
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Cliff Yablonski

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski
by EmperorKO February 19, 2003
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