crip

someone original you make fun of

look it’s the real crip over there gaffer hudson

by realcripgaffer October 29, 2020

cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.

“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”

by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020

Crip

Your mum

Have you seen that crip

by Wanghe November 13, 2020

Cripes

Cripes is a pretty old word that died in the early 2000's usually a replacement for " Fuck " when something blows up in your face.

* Trump wins *

"....Cripes "

by Yhop! November 27, 2020

Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly

Did you see that old cripple down the road?

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

cripple-kill

When you kill three disabled people.

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.

That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special

by Cripplejock February 10, 2021