Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
by St. Gregory October 26, 2013
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Get the Church Of NyJai mug.a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 4, 2012
Get the to reform The Church mug.It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
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Families walk into church
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022
Get the Church mug.a group of teenagers that only care about trucks,boges,quads and country music. You will find most of them at ur local park exchanging dime bags of weed and drugs to each other. They often travel in large groups to seem tough. If u say something slightly negitive about there familys or them they will want to fight u because of it. and because of the first fight more scoob fights will soon follow just so they can get attention. they are deathly afraid of the cops because most of them already have criminal charges for senseless crimes. they treat there home state of urban NJ like its the louisiana byou. they think its cool to dress in hunting camo talk about muddin, fishing and the constant battle between ford and chevy
by anon EHS kid February 22, 2014
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Me: Thats gonna work on me as much as a church fundraiser
Me: Thats gonna work on me as much as a church fundraiser
by MarioMama September 5, 2016
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