Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

After sex cuddling in the wet spot.

After she squirted, we cuddle puddled in the wet spot.

by Kellydunn September 16, 2018

Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

Cuddlecreeper8

Cuddlecreeper8(2018) Is A Youtuber That Plays Lots Of Games Mostly Streams Though

Wow Did You See Cuddlecreeper8 Play mInEcRaFt

by Cuddlecreeper8 November 10, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

the puddle of sex juices created while cuddling after sex

i had a hard time leaving the cuddle puddle last night because it was so warm and cozy

by sprtrmp December 2, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

Cuddle-fuck

When you want to cuddle so hard you need that dick inside you too.

I'm going to cuddle-fuck Greg* so hard when I see him next. Me -2012 to my sister on the phone who was in Siciliy. *Changed

by Meeluvi April 3, 2019