carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing

Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots

by Take No Eeed October 13, 2020

carrot._ye

Carrot._ye is a swag and kind person,
they have a kinda large following count on tiktok and they post every week, there very handsome and nice.

Person 1: Omg, Carrot._ye is so handsome
person2: I know right! ive followed them since they had 100 followers!

by totallynotcarrot._ye August 29, 2021

carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)

guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex

by slimelolpop March 27, 2024

Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.

“Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”

by Daddy lover122 February 18, 2024

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023