Carrot

a carrot is a carrot, I don't know nothing bout a carrot

carrot? uhhh.. i think its uhh... i think its uhhhh... i think its a carrot. uhh.. i dont know about carrots. i dont know about that.

by rat.bstrd August 12, 2020

Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.

“OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”

by luviqs April 29, 2023

Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

by pas6969 October 3, 2017

Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024

Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025