Canadian sober 

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.

Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.

Canadian sober by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014

Canadian Easter egg hunt 

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.

Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?

Canadian Easter egg hunt by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014

Canadian Moose Platter 

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

Canadian Moose Platter by awbatman500 May 8, 2014

Canadian Love Letter 

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.

justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.

Canadian Love Letter by harveymushman September 21, 2014

Canadian rough rider 

The act of using maple syrup as lubrication. Makes some sticky sweet love making.

Yeah last night we did the Canadian rough rider... made her ass taste much better

Canadian rough rider by Ddubs September 30, 2014

Canadian Backscratcher 

The act of one person taking at least a 13in dildo to the ass, while the pitcher scratches their back until bleeding. The word "sowry" is constantly said during this act.

Uncle Barnebee will take care of you, ask him for the Canadian Backscratcher. You'll walk with a limp for a week.

Canadian Backscratcher by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Canadian Cascade 

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.

Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade

Canadian Cascade by R_texas July 20, 2015