cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 26, 2018

Blow Cabbage

A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.

Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”

I'm shaded with the few whom I usually blow cabbage with

by Killotreyballa November 20, 2023

Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

Sniffing The Cabbage

A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.

damn he be sniffing the cabbage in the back of the bus.

by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

muff cabbage

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025