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Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach
That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims
Soul Cabbage by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022

eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.
So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!
eating cabbage by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023

Backseat cabbage 

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.
Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

Freedom Cabbage 

Sauerkraut, but made in america
Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!
Freedom Cabbage by Recarma69 September 7, 2023

purple cabbage 

A black womans vagina lips. Hence the purple cabbage.
Hey man you got jungle fever?

-Na man I ain’t down with that purple cabbage.
purple cabbage by Libstar November 13, 2023

Blow Cabbage 

A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.

Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”
I'm shaded with the few whom I usually blow cabbage with
Blow Cabbage by Killotreyballa November 20, 2023