butt lovin 

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.

Last night I had some good butt lovin!

butt lovin by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008

Butt Tampon

When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.

After those hot wings last night, I had to use a butt tampon after my morning shit.

Butt Tampon by Mike Hock111 January 23, 2009

Butt Dew 

The ring of sweat left on the toilet seat upon getting up after a particularly problematic deuce.

The butt dew glistened after I put one through the hoop.

Butt Dew by Storpy July 21, 2011

butt hurt liberal 

a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal's poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his arse and there's no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.

Jesus Christ, StevieMadrid, how can you be such a butt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?

butt hurt liberal by mills759 April 25, 2005

butt-monkey 

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

butt-monkey by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

butt grease 

Anal leakage, usually resembling cooking oil. Happens after a person gets the shits.

I was sick last month, my butt grease was hard to wash out of the sheets.

butt grease by Pyro November 21, 2002

butt off

go away,pick up your ass and get lost

Stop bugging me man ...just butt off!

butt off by krupali April 4, 2005