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half a blowjob 

when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.

In extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.

Warning: This may result in blue balls if you don't finish off yourself. Try to avoid repeated incidents.
guy 1: dude, did she swallow?

guy 2: nah, her dad called before I was finished. I only got half a blowjob
half a blowjob by hisbabygirl August 20, 2007
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Star Spangled Blowjob 

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
Star Spangled Blowjob by campi April 12, 2008

Blowjob Machine 

someone who always give the perfect blowjob
Blowjob Machine by got trophy head November 26, 2009
Something I am very, very good at...and I swallow.
Last night I got down on my knees and gave him the best blowjob of his life.
blowjob by Jezebel April 9, 2005

Super Blowjob

Something that sucks and blows at the same time
Dude...Drafting Class is a Super Blowjob
Super Blowjob by Kaptn May 3, 2009

Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.
Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

mystery blowjob 

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
mystery blowjob by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020