new blondes

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.

Redheads ... they're the new blondes.

by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010

Aeroplane Blonde

Not a natural blonde, ie. one with a black box

Do you think Christina Aguilera's hair is naturally that colour, or is she an aeroplane blonde?

by Dainty Lardarse September 22, 2015

Dumb Blonde

A blonde that doesn’t know what she is talking about.

Tomi Lahren Is a dumb blonde

by Osiriah1990 January 12, 2018

Leah the blond 05

Leah the blond 05 is a human pice of shit. With blond hair and and a personality matching the stereotypes she will ruin your mood.

Leah the blond 05 is sooo annoying!

by Annz_ Faggerli June 2, 2020

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

Blond

A way to misspell "Blonde"

by Nitro October 20, 2003

Birch-Blond Babe

A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.

Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.

by ArtieJ February 4, 2008