by El Wappo. June 19, 2021

A senile old man who fenagled himself into running the entire U.S. by essentially promising to fix everything with the wave of a magic wand and that, "orange man racist, orange man bad" (in case you're brain is filled with as many holes as a fine swiss cheese, that's not an actual Biden quote) and is in a running gun battle with his teleprompter.
"Dude did you see Joe Biden's fight with the teleprompter today?"
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
by Ahumanbeingonplannetearth July 12, 2021

A Senile old fart who likes to kiss little boys on the mouth and likes his sister and thinks hes his own husband and says malarkey to everything
Joe biden is a pedophile and onces kissed my 3 year old sister on her lips and almost made out with her but i pulled her away before the senile old fart could.
by anonymous June 20, 2021

by titty licker 69 December 17, 2021

A joe-biden is a fucktard wrapped in the foreskin of stupid fucks , that are stuffed with skunk shit and covered with a thick layer of der-de-der .
by C-dub73 February 23, 2022

by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022
