the bed

The place where two people, most of the time of opposite gender, DUKE IT OUT!

Lets get in the bed, honey....

by Loshfbf April 17, 2019

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to bed someone

To lay them down by the fire. To make sweet passionate love to someone. Or if a female beds another female, to 69 for hours before the BDSM starts. Good for couples to try

"I'd love to bed someone. Especially that Rebecca girl!"
Emily: Stacy I really want to bed someone

Stacy: I'll get the whips!!

Raquel: hunny I love you... But I really want to bed someone. A girl preferred
James: that's fine but you have to let me watch

by Um🏈freak June 26, 2014

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i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014

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Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop February 5, 2018

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