beanerous

–adjective
1. very mexican; charmingly or fascinatingly lazy, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. full of tacos, burritos, and under the table work activity: the beanerous job of a landscaper.

See also: Mexcellent, Spictacular

That is the most beanerous low rider bicycle I've ever seen.

by Manuel Labour March 8, 2008

Overcooked Beaner

A person that is Mexican and is mentally retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that fucking beaner, he's so annoying."

Person 2: "Yea man. I heard he's actually retarded too."

Person 1: "Oh wow, what an overcooked beaner!"

by gramatik July 21, 2011

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016

is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

Sugar nut toe bakery

a bakery full of sugar glazed donuts with nut and toe jelly or when someone doesn’t wash their toes and they get “narsty”

“You are smelling like a sugar nut toe bakery!! Shut up!!”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”

by Skrttoesfordinner May 17, 2020

beaver bumper

lesbian

"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."

by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003

Beaver Chomper

When you insert 4 fingers into a woman's vagina, and then separating your pointer and middle finger from your ring and pinky finger. You then close your fingers and repeat this motion multiple times as if it were a beaver's mouth chomping on wood.

I was going at it with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the beaver chomper

by jizzzeff July 30, 2010