buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016

buffering shots

A drinking game in which one watches a film over very slow internet and every time the movie buffers, a shot is taken, hence the name buffering shots. The last person who takes the shot must drink beer out of a bowl.

Alan: Let's put on the Wolf of Wall Street, and every time it pauses we'll do buffering shots.

Jordan: Great idea Alan.

by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017

Biffe

Irish acronym for Big, Ignorant, Fucker, From, England
Pronounced as 'Biffey'

(Irishman from across bar)
HEY, BIFFE!

by Phboy March 19, 2017

Biffer

Someone that fucks everything up just like Diarmuid Brady.
Person without a chromosome

A complete dumb fuck bahahahha

"Oh my fuck, you're such a fucking biffer, you just pulled a Diarmuid Brady"

"Stay away from me! You have the bifferonni!"

by Cocksucker 420 April 8, 2017

buffed

in videogames when a gun or character or anything gets better after an update.

damn, the Kuda must have been buffed . its so good.

by Sharpnorth April 24, 2017

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018