A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
by Scissors Kick June 3, 2010
Get the Blanka Ballmug. It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.
by Capitaann November 12, 2007
Get the long ballsmug. by Kari January 1, 2004
Get the speed ballmug. by Douggins February 8, 2010
Get the Balls Tiredmug. When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
Get the disco ballsmug. The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
by JoeManX January 23, 2010
Get the Ball Douchemug. Person 1: Are you going to ask her out?
Person 2: Nah I don't think so.
Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'
Person 2: Nah I don't think so.
Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'
by iCaptain-Obvious April 18, 2011
Get the Pussy No Ballsmug.