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Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
by Lyshan November 4, 2009
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Alaska

Basically a guy licking a girl's vaginal area with a scotch or vodka ice cube.
Eric gave is girl Lily a nice alaska and she had her period in his mouth. Unfortunately, she sent him her stds too.
by Take a lucky guess May 3, 2008
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Alabaska

A southern state combining members from Alabama and Alaska forming Alabaska
Alabaska....Where Dreams Come To Die And Where You Can Bang Your Sister And Get Away With It, home of the alabaskan hot pocket
by H4x0r Jim September 14, 2006
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alaskan icepipe

Take a crap in a condom and put it in the fridge for a couple of houers, while making out use the vaginal entry and fill the other one up with your frozen pipe
Do you think that alaskan icepipe wil hurt if he inserts it in my anus?
by swatkat January 31, 2008
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Alaskan Avalanche

Before busting a nut, you pull out and finish on her chest to where it runs down her boobs, just like an avalanche running down the mountain.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I decided to mix it up so I gave her the Alaskan Avalanche.
by Alaskaman89 March 8, 2010
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alaskan snow angel

when you cum inside a girls vagina, then insert your fist and open and close your fingers
i need to get some wet naps because i just gave that girl an alaskan snow angel
by scene wolf March 29, 2011
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Alaskan Pinecone

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo.
My girl came over last night and i gave her my fresh alaskan pinecone from last night!
by Hurcules123 September 3, 2014
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