Carls family

Not religious nasby’s(nasby’s a religious family from a small town in the great Canadian plains)

What’s carls family like again? Oh there like the not religious Nasby’s

by Monstermatt November 27, 2022

Carl Lindies

When you go and eat something so good and your stomach and anus collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight...I got the Carl lindies

by infamousra June 6, 2013

flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Carl Nisser

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.

Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers

by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021

Carl

A man who seems to be everything you want. He is tall, dark and handsome. He has a mouth of gold and silver, and he has the knack of being able to make you believe anything he wants. Carl might be a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous man but he has one fucking ugly heart that is burnt black. Who the fuck knows what caused that to happen? He is so so so good in bed, and he will hold you afterwards like you are an angel. He will tell you he loves you but he is only joking. It takes at least 500 years for Carl to fall in love. Carl likes women, and by that I mean the female anatomy. He has a thing for innocent little girls in the 17-18 year old range, and he'll take their virginity and play with them for a while and then leave them.

Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.

His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.

Carl = any man ever that

likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.

Jane - Who's that?
Belinda: It's Carl.
Jane - Oh, the player.

by janielane November 12, 2018