Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008

nigga child

Noun- black child with no father

The nigga child lives in lonely lodge.

by Absolute Tank February 26, 2019

childe syndrome

the obsession with childe; tartaglia.

do you have childe syndrome?

by tartagalicious April 8, 2021

Child labor

the use of children in industry or business, especially when illegal or considered inhumane.

“I love child labor it’s so nice.”

by Mykaledinger December 22, 2022

scene child

Most likely a teenager who doesn't quite know what style or clique they are in, are popular but hold there true thoughts to themselves and put up a barrier, and pretend to be someone theyre not. I'm a scene child, I dress partly indie, partly mainstream, I listen to indie rock, so anything from london grammar, to bmth.

confused teenager indie hipster emo london grammar bmth clique popular scene child

by francescalausi123 February 15, 2014

child enjoyer

A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.

President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.

by venom monkey May 20, 2021

connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021