street vegan

anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes

Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.

by larry davids’ twin sister June 3, 2022

veganism

A mental disorder.

"I am vegan. Veganism is the best.", he said. Then I kicked him out of the whatsapp goup chat.

by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021

Vegan

When you stand up and appreciate a warm breeze

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

That Vegan teacher

Do i really need to explain?

That vegan teacher is vegan

by CocoDoesStuff March 19, 2022

Vegan

Therresa is vegan

That means she doesn’t eat any animal products and is annoying

Wow Therresa is a real Vegan

by anonymous January 24, 2022

vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.

I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.

by degenerasian February 11, 2022

Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022