VAG

Volkswagen Audi Group

You need to experience VAG at least once in your life.

by Ihaveagolf November 16, 2021

vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.

by The British Guy February 24, 2009

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.

G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022

vag hold

similar to 'fingering'

"The other night Zac gave me the best vag hold"

by urbannnnnnndic April 30, 2014

vag

Something Ben loves

@orbitolivia - i love vag
@loonathefanpage - wbk

by @loonathefanpage June 23, 2019

vag

a group of clams (preferably clams that have already opened their shells). Similar to a "pride" of lions or a "pack" of wolves.

The budding marine biologist spotted a vag of clams on the sea shore.

by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010