vasquezed

Writing software that works in 1 specific example and crashes in every other scenario.

He said it works on his laptop but it blows up when I run it here. He must have vasquezed it.

by diandre October 11, 2006

vashnigyered

Jewish slang for, "to get shit faced." As seen in Robin Hood: Men in Tights

But this is sacramental wine! It's only used to bless things...There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered.

by risetovotesir May 26, 2010

Vasectomies

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids

You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person

by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

Vasili

A Vasili is a stubborn big boy with tiny cheeks. He is Greek. He is really bad at video games and he hates pigs. Pigs usually annoy him by kicking him.

Oh no Vasili is about to see the pig.

by J-u-i-c-e April 5, 2020

Mexican Vasectomy

What you call the end product when you scrounge together any tobacco and weed that you have left sitting in your rolling box, grinder or wherever else you may find some, and put it together to roll a joint. This can only be achieved when your bag of weed has finished at a time when most required. The enjoyment you get from this is unparallel in smoking terms, the name coming from the Mexican Vasectomy firework mentioned by Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost".

Fuck man, the Inbetweeners is on and we've no grass left. See if you can get a Mexican Vasectomy together

by danny mcb October 15, 2010

Vasa

The Vasa Museum in Sweden celebrates poor quality ship buiding. The Vasa ship sank on its maiden voyage. Vasa is now more commonly used as an adjective for general poor workmenship.

Example 1)
"That report you wrote was vasa."

Example 2)
Drunk Man "how was that for you"

Drunk Women "that was vasa"

Example 3)
"the Vasa Museum in Sweden is so vasa!"

by Anononwiki October 24, 2008

No Vaseline

when some one fucks up, has no luck, makes a mistake, looks like a dumbass and/or a chick gets boned and its dry down there. . . therefore you have. . . No Vaseline. . . Biatch

Shola. . . . Kunal. . . Tottenham. . . Miss Procter. . .
No Vaseline. . .

by Rico Suavez February 10, 2007