Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008

Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females

Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...

by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010

Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.

This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.

by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023

sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Saw this chic while at the bar the other night. She was such a sleeze vag, rubbing up on al these different guys trying to get free drinks. They didn’t want anything to do with her and she didn’t get the hint. It was almost creepy.

by Jennbec1 May 15, 2018

Vag

A higher, more respectful, and more dominant way of addressing a more mature and superior woman of larger power by replacing the title “Miss”, in front of her name, with the slang word for female genitalia, recognizing it’s strength and importance to society!

Hey Vag.Jones, can you pass the butter?
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!

by Magic-hero95 August 5, 2024