turkey bastin' it

The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.

"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."

by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014

Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs

Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.

by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015

Turkey Broth

The sweat that forms between a pair of Turkey Tits.

"Don't you love licking up that turkey broth?"

"I love the feeling of Turkey broth on my junk while titty fucking"

by Steve123123123 October 5, 2006

lurkey turkey

When someone Won't leave you alone or stop texting you.

'He won't stop texting me he's being a lurkey turkey'

by Ty--txt June 18, 2016

Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.

With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.

by TV CARv March 20, 2010

turkey gurbble

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers

The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches

by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017