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Turtle kid

A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.
Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid
by mizukei November 27, 2020
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Turtle Boobie

Did you see that? He is such a turtle boobie!
by parrots and ponies March 12, 2021
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Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole
Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead
by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021
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Turtleding

Look Turtleding is finally streaming !
by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021
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Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
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Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021
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Turtle toes

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors
“Bro your absolute turtle toes
by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021
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