top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

Top Bunk

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.

Dude--that food is top bunk!

by motobat June 13, 2015

top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.

That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."

by Spazraw September 1, 2009

Top Crop

A pubic hair trim style where the only area shaved clean is the area not covered by swimwear.

I heard she has a Top Crop on the beach but a Jungle Bush in the sheets.

by Beaker Bongload June 12, 2020

Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act

I gave Rick that good schlop top.

by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016

top game

Level of effort and skill when sucking dick

Yo Javons top game is trash

by weenispincher2 September 19, 2016

pop a top

"Pop a Top" is a country song written and originally recorded by Nat Stuckey in 1966. The first hit version was released by Jim Ed Brown in May 1967 as the third and final single from his album Just Jim. The song was a number 3 Billboard country single for Brown in late 1967. It was later revived by Alan Jackson as the lead-off single from his 1999 album Under the Influence. Jackson's version peaked at number 6 on the United States Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart, and number 2 on the Canadian RPM Country Tracks chart.

Pop a top of a beer.

by azdvfrt August 19, 2017